Crafted With Care,
Sourced With Integrity.

The Conspiracy Kitchen. Where Love Meets Local.

At Conspiracy Kitchen, we craft every meal from scratch using organic, locally sourced ingredients whenever possible. Our kitchen offers a wide range of fresh, ready-to-eat meals, drinks, and desserts—all designed to support your health and well-being. Whether you’re stopping by for a quick bite or grabbing a meal to go, we’re here to provide nourishing, delicious food made with love and care.

  • Our Ingredients

    We pride ourselves on using only the best ingredients. Our vegetables, grains, and beans are always organic, while our cheeses meet the highest standards—free from rBST, artificial flavors, colors, and preservatives. Our meats are antibiotic- and hormone-free, and we offer a variety of vegan, gluten-free, wheat-free, and raw options daily.

  • Our Offerings

    Hot Bar & Salad Bar: Enjoy fresh, hot meals made daily with organic ingredients.

    Soups: Two soups daily, always including a vegan option. Favorites like Thai Butternut Squash and Red Lentil Dahl.

    Sandwiches: Don’t miss our famous Tempeh BLT or Turkey & Pepper Jack sandwiches.

    Salads & Sides: From Pesto Pasta to fresh green salads, we’ve got a variety of delicious sides.

  • Self-Serve Hot Bar is Back!

    Our self-serve hot bar is back and better than ever! Start your morning with a vegetarian or vegan breakfast burrito or a sausage egg sandwich, available from 7 a.m. to 11 a.m. Lunch and dinner options are available from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m., featuring rotating seasonal menus that focus on organic and local ingredients.